Light a candle

What is a flame?

My first thought was 'it's an intemperate rant, usually personally insulting, that you can encounter anywhere in Planet Internet, on a comment section or discussion forum'.

Er, that just shows how disconnected I am from the stuff of human need.

Because of course flame means fire.

What is fire?

Answer here.

The RI channel.

Kids, be aware of the sacrifices I make for your science education. For example, the RI keep sending me messages about their TV channel. Maybe if you use it more, they'll stop sending me messages.